Books:
Why buy something you can read online for free, you ask? Well, for the bonus material! And the Z&F books are jam-packed with it! See original sketches from pre-2007, get a full tour through my process as a cartoonist, and even a how-to tutorial of how to draw the characters! The strips even have artist commentary to maximize your leisurely-reading-on-the-throne experience.
You can pick any of the books by itself– signed by yours truly– for $20 (and that includes shipping!),
….or you can go all out and get the special “Artist’s Addition” for $25, which includes:
- Signature
- Character sketch of your choosing (notate in field below)
- Z&F bookmark!
**** If you are weary about using paypal and want to pay me the old-fashioned way, I do accept personal checks. Just email me via the CONTACT page, and I’ll send you my information so you can mail me a check!
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Zorphbert & Fred Volume One: Prepare to be Analyzed
Join Z&F from the very beginning! The first 200 strips include adventures like being kidnapped by the Weird Kid, baseball games, office drama, show and tell at school and even the Olympics! Lots of extras like tutorials & fanart!
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Zorphbert & Fred Volume Two: Marriage Runs on Coffee
The next 200 strips includes more Z&F research on topics like the 2008 Election, snowball fights, unemployment, swine flu, and weddings! Plus loads of MORE bonus material!
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 Z&F Volumes One & Two Combo Pack
Both books, signed, and shipped right to your door for no extra charge!! 400 strips plus tons of extras! Maximize your bathroom reading time.
$40.00 USD
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Z&F SUPER Combo Pack!
Holy Neptune, Zorphbert! This bad boy contains EVERYTHING you’d ever need to feed your alien-dog addiction! At a GREAT price!
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Both Volumes 1 & 2, signed and complete with artists sketch! Just name your characters!
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Nifty button 3-pack, with the popular “Alien Research Subject” and “You Humans are Weird” slogans!
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“Zorphie’s Uncle Herb” pendant
$50.00! That’s $20 off the regular price!
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Other Goodies!
I mean, who doesn't like aliens?
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I mean, who doesn't like aliens?
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I mean, who doesn't like aliens?
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I mean, who doesn't like aliens?
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I mean, who doesn't love aliens?
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Because they ARE watching, you know.
$3.95
Because they ARE watching, you know.
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Because they ARE watching, you know.
$14.95
Ever feel like your dog is studying you? You're probably right! Some Z&F flair for your backpack, jacket, or wherever!
$2.45
Ever feel like your dog is studying you? You're probably right!
$19.95
A cute button of your 2 favorite aliens-dogs!
$2.95
Ever feel like your dog is studying you? You're probably right! Get everyone else on the road paranoid with this bumper sticker.
$3.95
Ever feel like your dog is studying you? You're probably right! Stick these everywhere and spread the paranoia.
$4.95
An adorable bag with your favorite aliens-dogs!
$9.95
An adorable mug with your favorite aliens-dogs!
$13.95
An adorable kid's Tee with your favorite aliens-dogs!
$20.95
Just what you need right under your mouse- a reminder to read the webcomic!
$10.95
Are you a "weird kid" too? Prove it!
$26.95
Ever feel like your dog is studying you? You're probably right! Go ahead & spread the paranoia.
$3.50
Go ahead and side with Z&F... . Humans are pretty weird.
$1.95
Go ahead and side with Z&F... . Humans are pretty weird.
$2.95
Go ahead and side with Z&F... . Humans are pretty weird.
$14.95
Go ahead and side with Z&F... . Humans are pretty weird.
$13.95
Go ahead and side with Z&F... . Humans are pretty weird.
$22.95
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Zorphbert & Fred Volume One: Prepare to be Analyzed
Join Z&F from the very beginning! The first 200 strips include adventures like being kidnapped by the Weird Kid, baseball games, office drama, show and tell at school and even the Olympics!
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