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For those who follow me on twitter, you may have heard that my HONEYMOON IN JAMAICA is this week. So, as a final send-off for all this wedding-themed fun, I figured a Put Words in Their Mouths Contest was in order. And this one’s special, as it’s a piece of guest art submitted for the “Wedding Guest Art Registry”, draw by Antoine Gagnon of The Drunken Fools! Antoine and I met at Chicago’s C2E2 Comic Con last year, and helped form the Webcomic Alliance. For a drunken good time, and a skunk, you should swing by his site.
Okay, so what’s going in this crazy scene? Antoine’s drunk groomsman comes at a very timely point, as the squirrel manager was just dealing with one of his own. Go ahead and post your script for the 3 balloons in your comment. Need some rules? okay:
1. Remember this is a kid-friendly site, okay?
2. You can post up to 3 entries. Separate comments, please.
3. The amount of text and what character is speaking is up to you, don’t worry about balloon size. Make sure you notate which character is saying what. I’ll take care of laying it out.
4. The previous winner (Samwise Galenorn) is invited to play, but is ultimately ineligible this round (sorry!)
5. This time… the WINNER GETS ……
A FREE COPY of the CON-EXCLUSIVE Z&F Mini-Book, bookmark, button pack, and a sketch of any character you wish! I’ll ship it right to ya!
Due date is this Thursday, by 8pm EST. The winner will be announced on Friday (once I get back and have the time to do it)! Now, get to it guys!
Discussion (12) ¬
Also, Dawn didn’t mention it, but the original sketch of this drawing is up for grab for this contest!
Sketched on a Bristol, 8.5″x11″
I’ll let Dawn managed who gets it.
Drunk: “Torn between two lovers”
Z: “What kind of strange wedding ritual do you think this is?
F: “I don’t know but I’m not drinking the punch now”
Drunk: May your love conquer all the ostackles…obsticibles…THINGS that get in your way. Viva La Love.
Zorphbert: I think the Best Man may have started his celebration a little too early, the wedding hasn’t even started yet.
Fred: That’s not the Best Man Zorphie…that’s the brides father.
Drunk: I c… claim this in the name of m… me!
Zorph: Well there goes that punch
Fred: I thought Napoleon was a lot shorter
DRUNK: “I gotta feeling…”
ZORPHBERT: “Oh no, not that Black-Eyed Peas song again!”
FRED: “Boy, how I wish this was the wedding party version of the Gong Show so I can gong him before his act is finished!”
DRUNK: “They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha…”
ZORPHBERT: “Is it over yet?”
FRED: “Just as soon as someone takes him away for real.”
Drunk: I’d like to make a special toast…
Zorphbert: I think this is our cue to leave.
Fred: Awww… Can’t we get some of his toast, first? I’m hungry!
Drunk: “Morale of the Story; Never bring your wife to your mistresses birthday party.”
Zorphbert: “So this is a ‘Crazy Uncle Charlie, they mentioned.”
Fred: “Dibs on the Birthday Cake.”
Drunk: 1 2 3! Dadadada dada da! Dadada dada da! Dadadada dada Da! DA! DA! DA! DA!
Zorphbert: Nnnnngh!! He’s starting up the Bird Dance!
Fred: Well, it makes sense – he IS a turkey, after all…..
DG: Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever!
Z: That doesn’t look like admiration on the bride’s face.
F: I think I have an idea where that ladle’s gonna end up…
drunk- The word impossible is not in my dictionary!
zorph- Ugh, now he’s quoting napoleon
fred- Huh, he sounded alot funnier in the movie