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Clipart FAIL #9: Xmas!

By dgriff13 on December 25th, 2009
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First off, a Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it. Happy Holiday otherwise, or just have a dang good day, k?
Now, on with the scary Santa clipart. I didn’t even have time to go through everything, but found a slew of gems:

Zombie Santa and the Mrs. are hard at work… after all, there’s lists of [...]

Clipart FAIL #8

By dgriff13 on December 16th, 2009
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With everyone seeming to catch a cold in these dreary freezing months, I figured a “sick” Clipart FAIL was due. Hey, no matter how crappy you feel, you COULD have drawn these. Huh…. huh? Feel better now?

This child is sleeping so peacefully. That’s because she’s DEAD. Stabbed with a thermometer.
FAIL.

Um, it’s so cold the thermometer [...]

Clipart FAIL #7

By dgriff13 on December 4th, 2009
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Some random painfully laughable doodles for your enjoyment.

We don’t need knock-off naked “Precious Moments” characters. Really, we don’t.
FAIL.

Oh, good. The girl from Exorcist is spelling out satanic messages with blocks.
FAIL.

creeeeepy random dog head.
FAIL.

Don’t think there’s much of a use for bearded children in the clipart world. But maybe that’s just me.
FAIL.

My dog [...]

Clipart FAIL: #6

By dgriff13 on October 23rd, 2009
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Yes, yes. Clipart FAIL is supposed to be a Monday post. Oh well, life happens.
This round is all about snowmen. Yeah, it’s autumn and nobody wants to be thinking about winter just yet… but it just so happened that I needed a snowman for an ad at work. Deal.

Not sure if I should be in [...]

Clipart FAIL #5

By dgriff13 on October 5th, 2009
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If you follow me on twitter or are friends with me on facebook, you may have seen that Rick and I were lucky enough to attend the Division-clinching Phillies game, and if you live around Philly, we apparently got a close-up on local TV stations, when they panned the crowds. It was a blast. So, [...]