First off, a Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it. Happy Holiday otherwise, or just have a dang good day, k?
Now, on with the scary Santa clipart. I didn’t even have time to go through everything, but found a slew of gems:
Zombie Santa and the Mrs. are hard at work… after all, there’s lists of good brains and bad brains to make.
FAIL.
Santa Urkel? Maybe we should be glad he spends the rest of the year at the North Pole where none of us have to see this.
FAIL.
Mirror mirror, in my hand, who has the smallest head in the land?
FAIL.
“S” is for STOP. Stop making these cheasy fonts. Just. Stop.
FAIL.
Annnnnnd next on the shopping list.. Pants. Might be beneficial, with all those kids sitting in your lap, no?
FAIL.
I… don’t know. Make your own comment. I’m baffled.
FAIL.
Is it the magic of the holiday that is keeping this kid hovering? I could say something else, but I need to keep this PG as possible.
FAIL.
This is why Rudolf drives.
FAIL.
Dryer sheets really help get rid of that pesky static elf problem.
FAIL.
Rudolf the one-eyed reindeer… sitting in a {edited for PG-rating} sleigh. Well, just LOOK at it.
FAIL. REALLY, FAIL.
BIG FAT FAIL.
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Um, yeah, Happy Holidays! Hope your Christmas cards had better clipart than this.
