Attack of the duck! Don’t ask me why, but the boss wanted me to turn his brother into a cartoon duck for somethingoranother. A perfect time to collect more clipart disasters.
Anyone else flashing to those goofy flamingos in Disney’s Alice in Wonderland? Right. Flamingos. Not duck.
FAIL.
Not sure which is more confusing- the drinking, the smoking, the eye patch or the hat. Or, for that matter, the dead duck. Charming.
FAIL.
Cannibalistic Duck? Wearing yellow shoes but of course. Always the signature of a cannibalistic duck.
FAIL.
Yeah, I have no idea what that is either. I imagine the keyword-taggers at clipart.com threw a dart at a chart of animals and gave this “masterpiece” the keyword “duck”. ‘Cuz they didn’t have a clue either.
FAIL.
I find this guy comical. I wonder what he must have eaten out of that little bowl to fill him up that much. Who knew ducks had belly buttons?
FAIL.
Okay. So. There once was a duck named Tarzan. He ate only bananas, and swooped down on tiny elvish children who ate too much candy. The end.
FAIL.
This is just unfortunate.
FAIL.
WHAT is with all the duck-massacre clipart? And why does this duck seem perfectly content with this?
FAIL.
The “juiciest” clipart disasters are buried in the last couple pages when you search for a keyword. Usually, black and white lineart only. That’s where I found this. I am at a loss of words, folks, so I leave the caption for it up to you in your comments….. ready? go!
